traded what had been one of my closely guarded books for one I’m actually willing to read.

Stanford’s tracking how fast we spread a rumor about the internet going down for a week. So blah blah blah, hey guys, did you hear this rumor I just started? *gigglesnort*

for the love of god i beg civilization to drag the internet out behind the barn and shoot it already.

or at least make it two weeks. for reasons that should be obvious to everyone.

see you in about 900 pages , if I let this goddamn phone scorch my eyes much longer I won’t be seeing anything.