“It was a special place.”

Yeah. It was. Until you showed up.

Twitter was GIDDY about “permanently banning” me and millions of others.

You’re the reason they don’t have anyone to show ads to. You’re the reason your engagement is … just bots … and shitlibs… its NOT ELON, ITS FUCKING YOU.

YOU ARE THE REASON YOU ARE UNPROFITABLE.

YOU ARE THE REASON YOU ARE UNEMPLOYED.

Do you think people crying and screaming they can’t pay their tuition are a cherry picked ADVERTISING DEMOGRAPHIC or do you just sell PROPAGANDA?

Did you … just … think.. a political campaign or a political party in a particular country would …. pay your way for 40 years? Was that your business plan?

WELCOME BACK TO EARTH!

I am genuinely surprised that all of Twitter’s advertisers didn’t bail on you SOONER. Communists and /r/antiwork people don’t have any money to buy Audis. 

Or even Oreos. 

When Oreos are “aspirational marketing” you’re doing something wrong.

Apparently, billionaire celebrities don’t have $8.00USD for a blue checkmark.

Let’s stop fucking kidding ourselves. They aren’t in the market for an Audi, LOL.

Speaking of billionaire celebrities, I don’t even WANT my account back if I am expected to kiss that guy’s ass. I don’t like the guy, although I do like his sense of humor or at the very least his ability to hire staff or AI who aren’t fucking retarded to manage his accounts. I have no intention of kissing his ass here or there.

He said he hopes his “harshest critics” stay on the platform.

I’m not even in the top 1,000,000.

What a pussy.