a malfunctioning , 15000-year-old $30 million weapon
What they advertise:
What you get:
“Do you want these? They’re brand new. They’re a size ten and a half, but I wear a twelve.”
“Uh, sure. What’s with the blood though?
“Some motherfucker I stomped out.”
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