Facebook Cryptocurrency: Hahah yeah right, lots of fucking LUCK with that when they ARBITRARILY suspend your account (and your money) and you have ZERO chance of finding a human who gives a fuck!!!

Or an account recovery tool that fucking works!!!

(update: oh god and now Twitter’s hair trigger ass wants to integrate banking with Twitter – just. fucking. NO. for the exact same fucking reason, you say something that triggers hasanabi or fucking ben Shapiro or whatever and no more banking for you.)

DON’T DO IT, YOU WERE WARNED.