Shirtless daddy dancing around on Santa Monica screams “you wanna come home with us?”
I hesitated and he yelled “we have coke!!!” 🤔😒🙄😕
Bleh. I guess I look the type, huh.
Good looking enough guy but the wheels that were turning in my head were more like “I want to see Paula Abdul.”
Hey, little boy with the ba ba ba ba ba balloon!
His partner cringed and was sufficiently embarrassed for all three of us. Either that or he was like “hell no honey don’t put that scrub in your mouth, you’re cut off.”
Hey, mister police officer- UH OH!
Dear WeHo: Cocaine is one of the worst drugs known to man, strictly in terms of dollars per minute of enjoyment. 😡