I noted that this school has a 43 page handbook explaining where you may and may not park, and it itemizes all the dumb bullshit their glorified mall cops reserve the right to issue you a “citation” for.
I’m not even in the front door yet and I already hate this place.
I’m guessing the Student Handbook is a deuzy with a higher word count than Mein Kampf.
The first thing I noticed was a blood pressure monitor and a defibrillator.
Ok, I must be in the right place. This must be where all the middle aged failures end up.
Where the fuck is the bathroom?
This place is dumb.
Update: I found the bathrooms.
They only accommodate two genders.
I thought this was supposed to be a university in California, reeeeeee.