being banned from the pleb-tier materialistic consciousness will free you to enter the quantum consciousness
I think those Illinois Tollway signs that tell you it’s 12 minutes to the Jayne Byrne expressway should also include helpful information like the average booking time for DUI in the Cook County Jail.
“Oh for Christ’s sake, SEVEN hours? I ain’t got time for that!”
*Stops texting, shoves Tanqueray bottle and pistol under the passengers seat*
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